“Teaching: The Only Job You Steal Supplies From Home to Bring to Work” Wooden Bookmark | Laser-Engraved Humor
Because every teacher knows the real classroom supply closet is…their living room.
This laugh-out-loud wooden bookmark defines Teaching as “the only job where you steal supplies from home to bring to work.” From the stealthy educator tip-toeing out of the house to the bottom-of-the-drawer scavenger hunt, every engraved detail is a nod to teacher life—and a perfect page-saver for lesson-plan warriors everywhere.
✨ Key Features
Crisp Laser Engraving – Artwork and lettering burned directly into sustainable basswood for a warm, permanent finish—no inks, no fade.
Relatable Classroom Cartoon – Top: a sneaky figure dashing from home; Bottom: rummaging for glue sticks, pencils, and scissors. #TeacherTruths
Rounded Corners & Smooth Finish – Hand-sanded edges, then sealed with plant-based finish for snag-free pages.
Neon Tassel Pop – Hot-orange cord with stacked pink & red silicone beads makes your place jump out of any binder or novel.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, finished, and strung in the Shop BCH studio; every purchase supports a woman-owned small business.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm = ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g =0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g = 0.5 oz
(Wood grain & shade vary naturally—each piece is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
Student-teacher practicums
Librarians, tutors & homeschool parents
Stocking stuffers or Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone funding their classroom with Target runs!
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to educators who give, glue, and grade with heart—may this bookmark remind you that your sacrifices stick.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
Because every teacher knows the real classroom supply closet is…their living room.
This laugh-out-loud wooden bookmark defines Teaching as “the only job where you steal supplies from home to bring to work.” From the stealthy educator tip-toeing out of the house to the bottom-of-the-drawer scavenger hunt, every engraved detail is a nod to teacher life—and a perfect page-saver for lesson-plan warriors everywhere.
✨ Key Features
Crisp Laser Engraving – Artwork and lettering burned directly into sustainable basswood for a warm, permanent finish—no inks, no fade.
Relatable Classroom Cartoon – Top: a sneaky figure dashing from home; Bottom: rummaging for glue sticks, pencils, and scissors. #TeacherTruths
Rounded Corners & Smooth Finish – Hand-sanded edges, then sealed with plant-based finish for snag-free pages.
Neon Tassel Pop – Hot-orange cord with stacked pink & red silicone beads makes your place jump out of any binder or novel.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, finished, and strung in the Shop BCH studio; every purchase supports a woman-owned small business.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm = ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g =0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g = 0.5 oz
(Wood grain & shade vary naturally—each piece is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
Student-teacher practicums
Librarians, tutors & homeschool parents
Stocking stuffers or Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone funding their classroom with Target runs!
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to educators who give, glue, and grade with heart—may this bookmark remind you that your sacrifices stick.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
Because every teacher knows the real classroom supply closet is…their living room.
This laugh-out-loud wooden bookmark defines Teaching as “the only job where you steal supplies from home to bring to work.” From the stealthy educator tip-toeing out of the house to the bottom-of-the-drawer scavenger hunt, every engraved detail is a nod to teacher life—and a perfect page-saver for lesson-plan warriors everywhere.
✨ Key Features
Crisp Laser Engraving – Artwork and lettering burned directly into sustainable basswood for a warm, permanent finish—no inks, no fade.
Relatable Classroom Cartoon – Top: a sneaky figure dashing from home; Bottom: rummaging for glue sticks, pencils, and scissors. #TeacherTruths
Rounded Corners & Smooth Finish – Hand-sanded edges, then sealed with plant-based finish for snag-free pages.
Neon Tassel Pop – Hot-orange cord with stacked pink & red silicone beads makes your place jump out of any binder or novel.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, finished, and strung in the Shop BCH studio; every purchase supports a woman-owned small business.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm = ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g =0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g = 0.5 oz
(Wood grain & shade vary naturally—each piece is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
Student-teacher practicums
Librarians, tutors & homeschool parents
Stocking stuffers or Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone funding their classroom with Target runs!
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to educators who give, glue, and grade with heart—may this bookmark remind you that your sacrifices stick.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
