“I Teach Because… Sarcasm Is Frowned Upon in Most Professions” Wooden Bookmark | Laser-Engraved Humor
When your wit needs a safe outlet—teach.
This tropical-vibe wooden bookmark keeps things sunny while dropping the truth bomb: “I teach because… sarcasm is frowned upon in most professions.” Complete with a blazing sun, breezy palm, and beach-lounging cat, it’s the ultimate page-saver for educators who mix lesson plans with a dash of snark.
✨ Key Features
Sharp Laser Engraving – Crisp imagery and text burned straight into sustainable basswood; no inks to fade or smudge.
Tropical Daydream Artwork – Sun icon up top, palm-tree island in the middle, chill cat in a hammock at the bottom—because mental vacations matter.
Smooth & Snag-Free – Rounded corners and hand-sanded edges sealed with eco finish to protect pages and fingers alike.
Rainbow Tassel Pop – Sunset-gradient cord with yellow, aqua & cobalt silicone beads makes your spot easy to find.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung in the Shop BCH studio; each purchase supports a woman-owned small business.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm= ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g= 0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g= 0.5 oz
Natural wood grain means every bookmark is one-of-a-kind.
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher-appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
New-teacher survival kits
Librarians & school staff with sharp humor
Stocking stuffers, Secret-Santa swaps, or first-day-of-school treats
Anyone whose sarcasm needs a sanctioned outlet
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to teachers who keep it sunny on the outside and witty on the inside—may this bookmark hold your place and your sarcasm.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
When your wit needs a safe outlet—teach.
This tropical-vibe wooden bookmark keeps things sunny while dropping the truth bomb: “I teach because… sarcasm is frowned upon in most professions.” Complete with a blazing sun, breezy palm, and beach-lounging cat, it’s the ultimate page-saver for educators who mix lesson plans with a dash of snark.
✨ Key Features
Sharp Laser Engraving – Crisp imagery and text burned straight into sustainable basswood; no inks to fade or smudge.
Tropical Daydream Artwork – Sun icon up top, palm-tree island in the middle, chill cat in a hammock at the bottom—because mental vacations matter.
Smooth & Snag-Free – Rounded corners and hand-sanded edges sealed with eco finish to protect pages and fingers alike.
Rainbow Tassel Pop – Sunset-gradient cord with yellow, aqua & cobalt silicone beads makes your spot easy to find.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung in the Shop BCH studio; each purchase supports a woman-owned small business.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm= ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g= 0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g= 0.5 oz
Natural wood grain means every bookmark is one-of-a-kind.
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher-appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
New-teacher survival kits
Librarians & school staff with sharp humor
Stocking stuffers, Secret-Santa swaps, or first-day-of-school treats
Anyone whose sarcasm needs a sanctioned outlet
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to teachers who keep it sunny on the outside and witty on the inside—may this bookmark hold your place and your sarcasm.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
When your wit needs a safe outlet—teach.
This tropical-vibe wooden bookmark keeps things sunny while dropping the truth bomb: “I teach because… sarcasm is frowned upon in most professions.” Complete with a blazing sun, breezy palm, and beach-lounging cat, it’s the ultimate page-saver for educators who mix lesson plans with a dash of snark.
✨ Key Features
Sharp Laser Engraving – Crisp imagery and text burned straight into sustainable basswood; no inks to fade or smudge.
Tropical Daydream Artwork – Sun icon up top, palm-tree island in the middle, chill cat in a hammock at the bottom—because mental vacations matter.
Smooth & Snag-Free – Rounded corners and hand-sanded edges sealed with eco finish to protect pages and fingers alike.
Rainbow Tassel Pop – Sunset-gradient cord with yellow, aqua & cobalt silicone beads makes your spot easy to find.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung in the Shop BCH studio; each purchase supports a woman-owned small business.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm= ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g= 0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g= 0.5 oz
Natural wood grain means every bookmark is one-of-a-kind.
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher-appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
New-teacher survival kits
Librarians & school staff with sharp humor
Stocking stuffers, Secret-Santa swaps, or first-day-of-school treats
Anyone whose sarcasm needs a sanctioned outlet
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to teachers who keep it sunny on the outside and witty on the inside—may this bookmark hold your place and your sarcasm.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
