“More Organized Than My Desk” Wooden Bookmark – Laser-Engraved Humor w/ Color Bead Tassel
Because sometimes a bookmark really is tidier than your workspace.
Our new laser-engraved wooden bookmark features the tongue-in-cheek line “This bookmark is probably MORE organized than my desk.” Paired with a playful illustration of a paper-covered desk and a cheeky mortarboard-tossing hand up top, it’s the perfect gift for teachers, students, office warriors, or anyone who thrives in “creative chaos.”
✨ Key Features
Precision Laser Engraving – Clean, crisp artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood; no inks to fade or bleed.
Desk-Clutter Cartoon – A mini scene of flying papers and a jam-packed drawer captures that “organized chaos” vibe we all know too well.
Rounded Corners & Smooth Finish – Hand-sanded edges plus a light plant-based sealant = snag-free pages and splinter-free fingers.
Bright Tassel Accent – Purple cord with stacked pink and blue silicone beads makes your page pop out instantly in a sea of work docs.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, finished, and strung in our woman-owned Shop BCH studio—each piece supports small-batch craft.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm= ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g= 0.2 oz
(Natural wood means grain and shade will vary slightly—each bookmark is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
English teachers, librarians & book-club hosts
Graduation or back-to-school gifts
Office mates who “organize” in piles
Stocking stuffers & Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone whose desk is a beautiful disaster
Maker’s Note: “May this little slice of order keep your place while the rest of your desk does its own thing.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
Because sometimes a bookmark really is tidier than your workspace.
Our new laser-engraved wooden bookmark features the tongue-in-cheek line “This bookmark is probably MORE organized than my desk.” Paired with a playful illustration of a paper-covered desk and a cheeky mortarboard-tossing hand up top, it’s the perfect gift for teachers, students, office warriors, or anyone who thrives in “creative chaos.”
✨ Key Features
Precision Laser Engraving – Clean, crisp artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood; no inks to fade or bleed.
Desk-Clutter Cartoon – A mini scene of flying papers and a jam-packed drawer captures that “organized chaos” vibe we all know too well.
Rounded Corners & Smooth Finish – Hand-sanded edges plus a light plant-based sealant = snag-free pages and splinter-free fingers.
Bright Tassel Accent – Purple cord with stacked pink and blue silicone beads makes your page pop out instantly in a sea of work docs.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, finished, and strung in our woman-owned Shop BCH studio—each piece supports small-batch craft.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm= ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g= 0.2 oz
(Natural wood means grain and shade will vary slightly—each bookmark is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
English teachers, librarians & book-club hosts
Graduation or back-to-school gifts
Office mates who “organize” in piles
Stocking stuffers & Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone whose desk is a beautiful disaster
Maker’s Note: “May this little slice of order keep your place while the rest of your desk does its own thing.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
Because sometimes a bookmark really is tidier than your workspace.
Our new laser-engraved wooden bookmark features the tongue-in-cheek line “This bookmark is probably MORE organized than my desk.” Paired with a playful illustration of a paper-covered desk and a cheeky mortarboard-tossing hand up top, it’s the perfect gift for teachers, students, office warriors, or anyone who thrives in “creative chaos.”
✨ Key Features
Precision Laser Engraving – Clean, crisp artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood; no inks to fade or bleed.
Desk-Clutter Cartoon – A mini scene of flying papers and a jam-packed drawer captures that “organized chaos” vibe we all know too well.
Rounded Corners & Smooth Finish – Hand-sanded edges plus a light plant-based sealant = snag-free pages and splinter-free fingers.
Bright Tassel Accent – Purple cord with stacked pink and blue silicone beads makes your page pop out instantly in a sea of work docs.
Handmade in NYC – Designed, cut, finished, and strung in our woman-owned Shop BCH studio—each piece supports small-batch craft.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm= ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g= 0.2 oz
(Natural wood means grain and shade will vary slightly—each bookmark is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
English teachers, librarians & book-club hosts
Graduation or back-to-school gifts
Office mates who “organize” in piles
Stocking stuffers & Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone whose desk is a beautiful disaster
Maker’s Note: “May this little slice of order keep your place while the rest of your desk does its own thing.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
