“Sassy Teacher” Wooden Bookmark – Laser Engraved with Quote & Beaded Tassel
📖 Product Description:
Serve sarcasm and style with every page! This engraved wooden bookmark features a shaded teacher with a side-eye and the iconic quote: “Oh, you totally did your homework. Sure.” It's the perfect gift for educators, students, or anyone who appreciates a good academic eye-roll.
✨ Features:
😎 Laser-engraved art featuring a confident teacher with sunglasses, pearls, and a latte
💬 Speech bubble quote: “Oh, you totally did your homework. Sure.”
📚 Bookshelf design engraved at the top
🧵 Finished with a vibrant green cord and colorful bead trio
🪵 Made from high-quality basewood – smooth, sturdy, and lightweight
🎁 Great as a classroom gift, funny teacher reward, or student motivation
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm = ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g =0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g = 0.5 oz
(Wood grain & shade vary naturally—each piece is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
Student-teacher practicums
Librarians, tutors & homeschool parents
Stocking stuffers or Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone funding their classroom with Target runs!
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to educators who give, glue, and grade with heart—may this bookmark remind you that your sacrifices stick.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
📖 Product Description:
Serve sarcasm and style with every page! This engraved wooden bookmark features a shaded teacher with a side-eye and the iconic quote: “Oh, you totally did your homework. Sure.” It's the perfect gift for educators, students, or anyone who appreciates a good academic eye-roll.
✨ Features:
😎 Laser-engraved art featuring a confident teacher with sunglasses, pearls, and a latte
💬 Speech bubble quote: “Oh, you totally did your homework. Sure.”
📚 Bookshelf design engraved at the top
🧵 Finished with a vibrant green cord and colorful bead trio
🪵 Made from high-quality basewood – smooth, sturdy, and lightweight
🎁 Great as a classroom gift, funny teacher reward, or student motivation
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm = ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g =0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g = 0.5 oz
(Wood grain & shade vary naturally—each piece is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
Student-teacher practicums
Librarians, tutors & homeschool parents
Stocking stuffers or Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone funding their classroom with Target runs!
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to educators who give, glue, and grade with heart—may this bookmark remind you that your sacrifices stick.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
📖 Product Description:
Serve sarcasm and style with every page! This engraved wooden bookmark features a shaded teacher with a side-eye and the iconic quote: “Oh, you totally did your homework. Sure.” It's the perfect gift for educators, students, or anyone who appreciates a good academic eye-roll.
✨ Features:
😎 Laser-engraved art featuring a confident teacher with sunglasses, pearls, and a latte
💬 Speech bubble quote: “Oh, you totally did your homework. Sure.”
📚 Bookshelf design engraved at the top
🧵 Finished with a vibrant green cord and colorful bead trio
🪵 Made from high-quality basewood – smooth, sturdy, and lightweight
🎁 Great as a classroom gift, funny teacher reward, or student motivation
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm = 6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness 1.5 mm = ¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length 100 mm = 4 in
Weight 6 g =0.2 oz
Packaged Weight 15 g = 0.5 oz
(Wood grain & shade vary naturally—each piece is one-of-a-kind.)
🎁 Perfect For
Teacher appreciation week & end-of-year gifts
Student-teacher practicums
Librarians, tutors & homeschool parents
Stocking stuffers or Secret-Santa swaps
Anyone funding their classroom with Target runs!
Maker’s Note: “Here’s to educators who give, glue, and grade with heart—may this bookmark remind you that your sacrifices stick.” – Crystal, Shop BCH
