“Punctuation Saves Lives” Wooden Bookmark – Laser-Engraved Grandma Grammar Pun w/ Beaded Tassel

$10.95

Save your spot—and maybe a life!
This laser-engraved wooden bookmark proves that a well-placed comma can be a real lifesaver. Featuring the classic joke “Let’s eat, Grandma. Let’s eat Grandma.” plus an adorably wise Grandma Cat brandishing a bright idea, it’s the perfect page-saver for grammar nerds, teachers, editors, and pun lovers alike.

✨ Key Features

  • Precision Laser Engraving – Crisp, permanent artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood for a warm, vintage look.

  • Classic Grammar Pun – “Punctuation Saves Lives” text adds instant classroom or book-club charm.

  • Illustrated Grandma Cat – Rocking-chair pose with a light-bulb moment—because feline wisdom is forever.

  • Rounded Corners & Smooth Sanded Edges – No page snags or finger splinters—just silky reading bliss.

  • Color-Pop Tassel – Nylon cord with stacked silicone beads makes it easy to find your place (and adds a dash of Shop BCH color).

  • Hand-Finished in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung by our woman-owned studio; each piece gets a final coat of plant-based sealant for longevity.

📏 Specs at a Glance

  • Bookmark Size (L × W) 152 mm × 38 mm=6 in × 1.5 in

  • Thickness1.5 mm=¹⁄₁₆ in

  • Tassel Length (incl. beads)100 mm=4 in

  • Bookmark Weight 6 g=0.2 oz

  • Packaged Weight (with sleeve)15 g=0.5 oz

(Measurements averaged across three samples—tiny variations are normal with natural wood.)

🎁 Perfect For

  • English teachers & librarians

  • Book-club swap gifts

  • Editors, writers & grammar geeks

  • Stocking stuffers or graduation gifts

  • Story-time incentives for young readers

Maker’s Note: “May every turn of the page spark a smile—and remind us that little marks make a big difference.” — Crystal, Shop BCH

Save your spot—and maybe a life!
This laser-engraved wooden bookmark proves that a well-placed comma can be a real lifesaver. Featuring the classic joke “Let’s eat, Grandma. Let’s eat Grandma.” plus an adorably wise Grandma Cat brandishing a bright idea, it’s the perfect page-saver for grammar nerds, teachers, editors, and pun lovers alike.

✨ Key Features

  • Precision Laser Engraving – Crisp, permanent artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood for a warm, vintage look.

  • Classic Grammar Pun – “Punctuation Saves Lives” text adds instant classroom or book-club charm.

  • Illustrated Grandma Cat – Rocking-chair pose with a light-bulb moment—because feline wisdom is forever.

  • Rounded Corners & Smooth Sanded Edges – No page snags or finger splinters—just silky reading bliss.

  • Color-Pop Tassel – Nylon cord with stacked silicone beads makes it easy to find your place (and adds a dash of Shop BCH color).

  • Hand-Finished in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung by our woman-owned studio; each piece gets a final coat of plant-based sealant for longevity.

📏 Specs at a Glance

  • Bookmark Size (L × W) 152 mm × 38 mm=6 in × 1.5 in

  • Thickness1.5 mm=¹⁄₁₆ in

  • Tassel Length (incl. beads)100 mm=4 in

  • Bookmark Weight 6 g=0.2 oz

  • Packaged Weight (with sleeve)15 g=0.5 oz

(Measurements averaged across three samples—tiny variations are normal with natural wood.)

🎁 Perfect For

  • English teachers & librarians

  • Book-club swap gifts

  • Editors, writers & grammar geeks

  • Stocking stuffers or graduation gifts

  • Story-time incentives for young readers

Maker’s Note: “May every turn of the page spark a smile—and remind us that little marks make a big difference.” — Crystal, Shop BCH