Funny Grammar Bookmark for Teachers & Book Lovers | Laser-Cut Wood, “Let’s Eat Grandma” Design
Save your spot—and maybe a life!
This laser-engraved wooden bookmark proves that a well-placed comma can be a real lifesaver. Featuring the classic joke “Let’s eat, Grandma. Let’s eat Grandma.” plus an adorably wise Grandma Cat brandishing a bright idea, it’s the perfect page-saver for grammar nerds, teachers, editors, and pun lovers alike.
✨ Key Features
Precision Laser Engraving – Crisp, permanent artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood for a warm, vintage look.
Classic Grammar Pun – “Punctuation Saves Lives” text adds instant classroom or book-club charm.
Illustrated Grandma Cat – Rocking-chair pose with a light-bulb moment—because feline wisdom is forever.
Rounded Corners & Smooth Sanded Edges – No page snags or finger splinters—just silky reading bliss.
Color-Pop Tassel – Nylon cord with stacked silicone beads makes it easy to find your place (and adds a dash of Shop BCH color).
Hand-Finished in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung by our woman-owned studio; each piece gets a final coat of plant-based sealant for longevity.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark Size (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness1.5 mm¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length (incl. beads)100 mm4
Bookmark Weight6 g0.2 oz
Packaged Weight (with sleeve)15 g0.5 oz
(Measurements averaged across three samples—tiny variations are normal with natural wood.)
🎁 Perfect For
English teachers & librarians
Book-club swap gifts
Editors, writers & grammar geeks
Stocking stuffers or graduation gifts
Story-time incentives for young readers
Maker’s Note: “May every turn of the page spark a smile—and remind us that little marks make a big difference.” — Crystal, Shop BCH
Save your spot—and maybe a life!
This laser-engraved wooden bookmark proves that a well-placed comma can be a real lifesaver. Featuring the classic joke “Let’s eat, Grandma. Let’s eat Grandma.” plus an adorably wise Grandma Cat brandishing a bright idea, it’s the perfect page-saver for grammar nerds, teachers, editors, and pun lovers alike.
✨ Key Features
Precision Laser Engraving – Crisp, permanent artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood for a warm, vintage look.
Classic Grammar Pun – “Punctuation Saves Lives” text adds instant classroom or book-club charm.
Illustrated Grandma Cat – Rocking-chair pose with a light-bulb moment—because feline wisdom is forever.
Rounded Corners & Smooth Sanded Edges – No page snags or finger splinters—just silky reading bliss.
Color-Pop Tassel – Nylon cord with stacked silicone beads makes it easy to find your place (and adds a dash of Shop BCH color).
Hand-Finished in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung by our woman-owned studio; each piece gets a final coat of plant-based sealant for longevity.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark Size (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness1.5 mm¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length (incl. beads)100 mm4
Bookmark Weight6 g0.2 oz
Packaged Weight (with sleeve)15 g0.5 oz
(Measurements averaged across three samples—tiny variations are normal with natural wood.)
🎁 Perfect For
English teachers & librarians
Book-club swap gifts
Editors, writers & grammar geeks
Stocking stuffers or graduation gifts
Story-time incentives for young readers
Maker’s Note: “May every turn of the page spark a smile—and remind us that little marks make a big difference.” — Crystal, Shop BCH
Save your spot—and maybe a life!
This laser-engraved wooden bookmark proves that a well-placed comma can be a real lifesaver. Featuring the classic joke “Let’s eat, Grandma. Let’s eat Grandma.” plus an adorably wise Grandma Cat brandishing a bright idea, it’s the perfect page-saver for grammar nerds, teachers, editors, and pun lovers alike.
✨ Key Features
Precision Laser Engraving – Crisp, permanent artwork burned directly into sustainably sourced basswood for a warm, vintage look.
Classic Grammar Pun – “Punctuation Saves Lives” text adds instant classroom or book-club charm.
Illustrated Grandma Cat – Rocking-chair pose with a light-bulb moment—because feline wisdom is forever.
Rounded Corners & Smooth Sanded Edges – No page snags or finger splinters—just silky reading bliss.
Color-Pop Tassel – Nylon cord with stacked silicone beads makes it easy to find your place (and adds a dash of Shop BCH color).
Hand-Finished in NYC – Designed, cut, and strung by our woman-owned studio; each piece gets a final coat of plant-based sealant for longevity.
📏 Specs at a Glance
Bookmark Size (L × W)152 mm × 38 mm6 in × 1.5 in
Thickness1.5 mm¹⁄₁₆ in
Tassel Length (incl. beads)100 mm4
Bookmark Weight6 g0.2 oz
Packaged Weight (with sleeve)15 g0.5 oz
(Measurements averaged across three samples—tiny variations are normal with natural wood.)
🎁 Perfect For
English teachers & librarians
Book-club swap gifts
Editors, writers & grammar geeks
Stocking stuffers or graduation gifts
Story-time incentives for young readers
Maker’s Note: “May every turn of the page spark a smile—and remind us that little marks make a big difference.” — Crystal, Shop BCH